PERFECT LOVE - Season 25 Episode 79

“Ling Miao, how do you think we should deal with them?” Nameless Nie asked Ling Miao cheerily.

“However you please,” Ling Miao replied expressionlessly.

Nameless Nie thought over it. “How about killing them?”

“Mm.” Ling Miao nodded.

“Wait… you said your name is Nameless?” Taoist Devotee hastily cried.

“Your Grandfather Nameless doesn’t change his name whether he travels or stays at home,” Nameless Nie said.

“Don’t tell me your surname is Nie?” Taoist Devotee continued.

Nameless Nie and Ling Miao were both surprised. How did this Taoist Devotee know?

“How do you know my surname?” Nameless Nie was curious.

“D*mn, your surname is really freaking Nie! It’s not a coincidence, right?!” Taoist Devotee was more astonished than Nameless Nie.

Before Nameless Nie could respond, Taoist Devotee said, “Don’t tell me you’re Nameless Nie of the Nie family… from Yun City… in the Independent State.”

“D*mn, you know that too? Did you look into me?” Nameless Nie was startled.

“D*mn quack, you know him?” Spray of Flowers quickly asked from his spot underneath Nameless Nie.

“Captain, it really is you! I thought you had died!” Taoist Devotee hugged Nameless Nie’s thigh.

“Don’t try to play close with me. What captain? I’ve never seen you before,” Nameless Nie said.

“It’s me… Baldy! Back then, in the Independent State, I was a member of the Nameless Caravan! There was only the two of us in the caravan. You were the captain and I was a member. Have you forgotten?!” Taoist Devotee looked worked up.

“Huh?!” Nameless Nie was stunned as he looked at Taoist Devotee. “You’re Baldy?”

Taoist Devotee nodded frantically. “That’s right, I’m Baldy! You’ve tricked money out of me when I was young. You said it was my tuition fee, made me follow you and join the Nameless Caravan then we got rich together! You’d take me to feast on liquor and meat!”

“Sh*t, it really is you, b*stard!” Nameless Nie lifted Taoist Devotee up. “Then you ran to the Nie residence and told my mom I tricked money from you. My dad and my mom both gave me a beating together…”

“Huh? That happened? Why didn’t I know? No, that absolutely didn’t happen!” Taoist Devotee vehemently shook his head. “Eh… I’m guessing it was someone else tricked by you who tattled on you! I definitely didn’t do it!”

“Bullsh*t! My mom said it was a little shady-looking badly who tattled on me while licking his snot! Who else could it be but you? You freaking loved to lick your snot the most when you were young!” Nameless Nie said.

Taoist Devotee: “…”

Spray of Flowers: “D*mn quack, you were actually that disgusting?!”

“Captain… A real man doesn’t boast about his past achievements. I didn’t see you ever since that, so I thought you had been beaten to death by your mom.” Taoist Devotee sighed. “I originally planned to learn trade and business from you but then you were gone, so I could only learn martial arts… I’m working for someone now. I was out of money recently, so I became a mercenary for Zhao Yechao. You mustn’t seek out Zhao Yechao. He’s laid down a foolproof trap already and he’s just waiting for you!”

“D*mn quack, you betrayed us this fast?!” Spray of Flowers exclaimed.

“Nonsense, we grew up playing in the mud together since we were kids.” Nameless Nie glanced at Spray of Flowers.

Spray of Flowers: “…”

Nameless Nie glanced at Taoist Devotee. “Why are you a mercenary? Work for me from now on! My Nameless Caravan will blossom brilliantly from now on and replace the Shen family…”

“I believe you, Captain. It absolutely won’t be a problem with your shamelessness. We have to carry out our promise from when we were kids: we’ll eat whatever we want and make the Shen family serve tea and water for us. We’ll eat swallow’s nest and shark fin and toss away a bowl for every bowl we drink!” Taoist Devotee nodded eagerly.

“Baldy, you’re right! You know me best!” Nameless Nie said.

“Captain, how much starting funds do you have?” Taoist Devotee asked curiously.

“I don’t have any right now,” Nameless Nie replied after a moment of thought.

Taoist Devotee: “…”